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Lara Croft proves she's a true survivor in 2013 game reboot

I desperately wanted to hate this game.

Rhianna Pratchett, daughter of Terry, who has written the storyline for the new Tomb Raider computer game
Rhianna Pratchett, daughter of Terry, who has written the storyline for the new Tomb Raider computer game

I've hated Tomb Raider since it arrived in the mid-90s. First, I hated the phoney hype. Sure, it was interesting that the lead character was a woman – that hadn't been done before – but Lara Croft was hardly Emmeline Pankhurst, no matter what the writers at Face magazine claimed to believe. Even worse, though, the game was boring. I detested the plod of the story, the endless scrambling around in dark tunnels and the mind-numbing puzzles, and the Lara Croft character made me cringe, frankly, with disgust: grown men drooled over a collection of pixels arranged into a pretty shape, as the designers made her ever more pneumatic in each sequel. It was as creepy and sad as manga porn. Tomb Raider has always been, for me, a dull platform game tarted up in a Wonderbra.

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