We start with the Weston-super-Mare story.
'If there were three Normans it would be insane." Joe Pernice draws the last syllable out to underline his point.
The final song to be written by the late Robin Gibb, recorded in a bedroom using an iPad, is to be released on an album of previously unheard recordings by the Bee Gees star.
Mary Ann Kennedy has some advice for any musicians, performers and writers involved in this weekend's cultural accompaniment to the 2014 Games celebrations in Glasgow who might be attending last night parties:
Wet Wet Wet
Recently-married Cheryl Cole has been given a makeover at Madame Tussauds ahead of her TV return on The X Factor.
Marianne Gunn's verdict: four stars
Two become three as band hits the road
Folk singer Luke makes Scots return
Commonwealth Jazz Orchestra
Classics Marathon Day