Tom Shields

Columnist

I have worked for the Glasgow Herald since its launch on January 1, 1783 (it was a Wednesday). I covered the end of the American War of Independence using the exciting new communication, pigeon post. My career declined after I was disciplined for cooking the pigeon in a chocolate sauce.

I have worked for the Glasgow Herald since its launch on January 1, 1783 (it was a Wednesday). I covered the end of the American War of Independence using the exciting new communication, pigeon post. My career declined after I was disciplined for cooking the pigeon in a chocolate sauce.

Latest articles from Tom Shields

Square roots

Thanks to the Yes campaign, Scottish politics has been taken, to a large extent, out of the hands of politicians and, we are told, that genie is not going back into the bottle. There is another small local bonus. George Square in Glasgow was reclaimed as a space where people gather to discuss democracy, fairness, reform and how the political parties can be encouraged to deliver such hopes and aspirations.

Who do I think I am?

The occasion is Who Do You Think You Are? Live, an offshoot of the BBC series, which has engrossed millions of viewers and nurtured a booming genealogy industry. The event promises to be a "gathering of like-minded people in pursuit of roots", according to Else Churchill of the Society of Genealogists, with advice, specialist resources, exhibitions and workshops. It is suitable for beginners or those already at the genealogy-face who have hit a brick wall and need a one-to-one session with an expert.

What makes a gentleman?

An outdated concept, you might think, but Country Life magazine, which has invented the award, says: "Far from being an endangered species, we believe that the gentleman is alive and well and thriving in modern-day Britain." The weekly journal of rural affairs adds that: "Gentlemanliness is, without a doubt, Britain's most enduring export."

How Tom Shields plans to Rest In Penury

One is a trip round the world. The other is planning and putting the finances in place to pay for your own funeral. If you believe those adverts with Michael Parkinson on the television you can cover the latter - those "final expenses" - and get a free Parker pen. Sadly, many of these insurance policies do not quite meet the cost of dying and bereaved loved ones will face a substantial bill.

Gymlife (but not as we know it)

I never thought I would say such a thing. Because I would not spend money on a luxury like a lifestyle adviser. And I am not keen on exercise beyond a gentle stroll or a splash about the swimming pool.