Val Burns

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The Pope was right - hell is just other people

For some, heaven and hell are literal places, not mere metaphors for the delivery of karmic justice. As a young child in primary school, my initiation into the concept of heaven and hell was a baptism by fire. Asked by my teacher (a nun) where I was destined to go after death, I quickly replied, “Heaven, sister”. Quicker than you could say ‘Hades’, this demented woman in black rapped the back of my small, unformed hands with a wooden ruler, leaving a pulsating, red vapour trail across both hands. Stunned and humiliated, I looked up at her, my eyes stinging with tears. “And why were you punished?”, she persisted. Frozen into a shamed silence, I couldn’t think or speak. She then turned magnanimously to the rest of the class, inviting them to redress my appalling ignorance and answer the question. A chorus of timorous wee voices, unified in a rhythm of terror, responded, “Because only saints go straight to heaven and the rest of us go to purgatory until we are resurrected.”

Val Burns: He salved 220 million souls – so what was Rev Billy Graham's secret?

EVANGELIST, Rev Billy Graham, died last week at his home in North Carolina, aged 99 years. A legend in his own time, Graham was one of the most successful preachers to emerge over the last century and his calling powered a 60-year crusade to bring the word of God to more than 220 million lost souls across 185 countries. Many US presidents asked for, and received, pastoral counselling from him (Graham himself never offered it or approached presidents but waited to be called and he frequently was).

Val Burns: Yoga in your shopping trolley? It won't make you a better person

MINDFULNESS – whether we seek it through activities like meditation or yoga – is increasingly nudging its way up our "to do" lists. And for some Waitrose customers, it’s now on their shopping lists. Slotted in amongst larder essentials such as Tuscan virgin olive oil, organic apple cider vinegar and hand-milled Egyptian red quinoa, Waitrose clientele will now be able to replenish their stocks of mindfulness as the supermarket trials in-store yoga classes in several branches in the south of England. If successful, Waitrose plan to roll out the yoga mats across many of their UK outlets.

Val Burns: Trump's advisors aren't the only ones with psychobabble disorder

AS a mental health practitioner, I have noticed a distinct increase in the use of psycho-pathological terms in our common vernacular. Last week, yet another diagnosis was plastered across the front pages when it was reported that Donald Trump was deemed (by his advisors) to be afflicted by ODD (oppositional defiance disorder), a condition usually ascribed to children or young teens and whose primary symptoms include temper tantrums, persistent questioning or flouting of rules, defiance to comply, blaming others for one's own mistakes and excessive arguing with adults. There’s more, but you get the picture, I’m sure.