A LIGHT-HEARTED admonition from the Fraserburgh-born poet George Bruce should raise a smile on a Monday morning.

It comes from Today Tomorrow, his Collected Poems spanning the years 1933-2000 (Polygon, £14.99).

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'Be nocht hoity-toity'

You'll mind on the gran tenor

wha's tap note brak the gless

on the table-tap intae twa thoosand pieces.

You'll mind on 'the classic case'

o the wa's o Jericho.

And then there wis the hen

that look't Mrs McPhee

straucht in the ee,

an she split.

Noo abody has their vibrations,

witin in the back-shop

or unner the bed

or spewed oot sudden

frae a shiny computer.

So, watch yer step this fine mornin,

my mannie.