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Close encounters of an awkward kind

Ian Hamilton : Being blind is not a defence against embarrassing predicaments. It's the ones that make you look like a pervert that are the worst.

IAN HAMILTON

Being blind is not a defence against embarrassing predicaments. And it's always the ones that end up making you look like a pervert that are the worst - particularly when you're trying your best to appear natural.