• Text size
  • Send this article to a friend
  • Print this article

Come off the ledge, it's just a bad year

ON THE SPOT Michael Grant

AVOID the Irish. Don't answer the phone if any Georgians call. Tell any Latvian pals you're too busy to see them. Ignore the Icelandics. They'll only be on to rub our noses in it, the whole lot of them.