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Independence could rob us of our sense of nationality

ON March 17, for some reason, a surprising number of people drink lager dyed green, wear large foam hats shaped like a pint of Guinness, and hang around dreadful chain pubs which are as authentically Hibernian as Barack O'Bama.

It is, of course, compulsory for American politicians to have Irish ancestors, so a great-great-great grandfather was conveniently uncovered and the President proudly declared himself 3.1% Irish.

Few of us will be doing the equivalent today to mark England's patron saint's day, possibly because it isn't clear what the equivalent would be. If it were authentically to reflect modern English culture, it would be shaving your head, sporting a selection of tattoos and a football shirt crafted from pure polyester, and downing a dozen pints of the national drink, which seems to be Stella Artois or Smirnoff Ice.

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