HIGH street chain Marks & Spencer has given its control pants a style overhaul, claiming last week they're now so flattering that women will be proud to show them off.
I hate to burst their bubble, but let us make no mistake about this. Control pants – like pop socks, hair scrunchies and all-in-one sleepsuits – are things that no other human being should ever bear witness to. Never mind an other half that you might, on occasion, like to look attractive to.
Knickers to control pants Susan Swarbrick
HIGH street chain Marks & Spencer has given its control pants a style overhaul, claiming last week they're now so flattering that women will be proud to show them off.
I hate to burst their bubble, but let us make no mistake about this. Control pants – like pop socks, hair scrunchies and all-in-one sleepsuits – are things that no other human being should ever bear witness to. Never mind an other half that you might, on occasion, like to look attractive to.
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Don't show me this again.