Starving for affection? I have just the thing for you.
Valentine's Day is fastening its wizened claws around the high street again (nipple tassles from Poundland, anyone? Heart-shaped egg frier? If it's not nailed down, a retail chain will have painted it red and fashioned it into a heart) but, just to take the commodification of love one stage further, Asda is offering speed dating. In store. For Valentine's Day.
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HUNGRY for love?
Starving for affection? I have just the thing for you.
Valentine's Day is fastening its wizened claws around the high street again (nipple tassles from Poundland, anyone? Heart-shaped egg frier? If it's not nailed down, a retail chain will have painted it red and fashioned it into a heart) but, just to take the commodification of love one stage further, Asda is offering speed dating. In store. For Valentine's Day.
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Don't show me this again.