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The Diary

  • THE death of sculptor George Wyllie, of paper boat and straw locomotive fame, reminds architect Tom McKay of the artist's wicked sense of humour.

  • A GLASGOW reader tells us he visited his late-night corner store where he asked the salesperson what time they closed.

  • WE hear of a Glasgow office where the boss was organising a large conference, and sent a member of staff to buy a bundle of the little plastic sticks for folk to stir the cups of coffee they would be offered.

  • GLASS eyes continued. John Sword at Glasgow meat market  remembers his father telling him about catching the no. 2 bus in Stockwell Street with a friend who had a glass eye.

  • JUDE MacLaverty was buying a muffin in a Glasgow coffee shop when the assistant took a deep sniff of the cake before putting it in a bag.

  • A FINAL mistranslation as former colleague Jimmy Watson recalls harmonica virtuoso Larry Adler telling of the time he lived in Paris where he saw a John Wayne western in which the great man swaggered into a saloon and snarled at the barkeep: "Gimme a shot of redeye."

  • AFTER the weekend's variety show on the telly, a reader writes: "I'm losing faith in the British public and their right to vote.

  • VIDAL Sassoon, the celebrity hairdresser who has died, acknowledged the style of Glasgow women by opening one of his salons in Princes Square in the city.

Tom Shields On...

  • There'S no great rush this side of the Border to arrange street parties for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

  • Former Prime Minister Tony Blair is to join the No campaign.

  • I read that a stately pleasure dome has been decreed.

  • THERE is bad news on retirement.

  • THE economic downturn is changing people's living habits, with almost 19 million people in Britain no longer throwing dinner parties because of the expense.

  • DAVID Cameron's approval rating is at its lowest ever level.

  • BRITAIN'S dog owners are seeing their pets in a new light.

  • The Scottish Government will impose a minimum price on alcohol of 50p per unit.

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In Praise Of...

  • When travelling on the single tracks of Scotland's rural byways, you can always tell locals from tourists by the way passing places are respected, ignored – or downright abused.

  • The first speaks for itself, of course.

  • THERE was a time when we had constants; pop stars hung around the charts for years, favourite football teams had players whose names you recognised (and were paid wages that weren't obscene) and politicians seemed to have solid political platforms, rather than operating from the children's soft sand pit they play in today.

  • LET me first clear up a possible misconception.

  • Once you get to a certain age, you start quoting your parents while under the impression that you're having an original thought.

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