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In praise of - bacon-scented shaving cream.

I'VE never been entirely clear what women expect a man to smell like.

They seem ambivalent about beer, and fag-reek's a no-no nowadays.

Well, how about a pig? I don't mean in the uncooked sense. That would be gross. I mean in the sense of cooked bacon.

A Seattle-based food manufacturer is selling "luxurious" bacon shaving cream, claiming the wearer will "smell and feel like a champion".

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