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In praise of - haircuts that suit your face.

"Sing Lady in Red before you go," says the BBC commissionaire in cheery voice as I'm about to leave the building.

"What?"

"Sing Lady in Red. You know you can do it."

"Lady in Red? Have you been sniffing ink printer cartridges, mate?"

"Lady in Red. You know ... Chris ... whit's his name."

The penny drops. He's suggesting I bear a resemblance to 1980s singer/songwriter Chris De Burgh. I'm devastated. I'd like to slap the security man with his clipboard.

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