The man is Scottish. The pub is English. The man says: "Do you have any Scottish beer? It's very difficult to get good English beer I find, whereas in Scotland it's practically impossible not to be served a tremendous pint. Everything's better in Scotland. Oh, there's my phone, invented by a Scotsman."
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In praise of - Harry Enfield.
A man walks into a pub.
The man is Scottish. The pub is English. The man says: "Do you have any Scottish beer? It's very difficult to get good English beer I find, whereas in Scotland it's practically impossible not to be served a tremendous pint. Everything's better in Scotland. Oh, there's my phone, invented by a Scotsman."
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