DISCOVERED www.madmeninnotes.com, in which all 65 episodes (3055 minutes) of Mad Men are reduced to a series of Post-It notes.
For example: Don has toothache and visions of his dead brother. Roger is naked and wants more LSD. It made me wonder could our own lives be summed up in Post-It note form? Here's mine, in four.
No 1: I know all the words to Fireball XL5; will I sing it?
I'm not wearing my sister's blazer – I'll get laughed at.
When we emigrate, will we have a fridge and a swimming pool?
I want red trousers with a hipster belt like Davy Jones of The Monkees.
I never fancied you anyway.
No 2: Sir, I really don't want to be an engineer.
I could never live in a village like Kilmacolm, where old people go to die.
Of course I like beer. But I'll just have a dry Martini and lemonade.
The lecturer is right; kibbutz socialism is the future.
I am a winger. I just can't cross.
No 3: Are you sure you're not just a wee bit late?
I'm off to Buenos Aires. Because I need to.
Tell me your side of the story? Trust me, it will be fair.
Ski lessons? How hard can it be to stop?
Saving up for a hair transplant.
I thought your King's performance was . . . extraordinary.
No 4: I never showed you enough attention. But is walking out the answer?
You're my sister! How do you know my play's not funny?
I like Kilmacolm. I love the peace and quiet.
What's the waiting time for a scope on both knees?
Irate Pavilion manager gave me the title of my autobiography: You'll Never Interview The Krankies Again.
Got an idea for a piece about Post-It notes that's not at all self-indulgent.
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