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RAINER Hersch, the comedian, broadcaster and classical musician, who brings his popular Johann Strauss gala concert back to Dundee, Aberdeen, Glasgow and Edinburgh next month, likes to ask the questions no-one else asks.
YES, it's that time of year.
IT will soon be office party time, and the difficult decision on whether you should take your partner to it.
TAKE The High Road and Balamory actress Mary Riggans has died at the age of 78.
OUR stories about the lack of religion at Christmas reminds David Martin:
COMEDIAN Ben Verth in Edinburgh swears to us, and who are we to doubt him, that he saw a neddish looking young man at a supermarket check-out in the capital being asked by the automatic self-service machine:
PRIME Minister David Cameron has changed his mind it seems, and is considering legislation so that cigarettes will have to be sold in plain packets.
OH yes it is ...
THE SNP's White Paper on independence is a big talking point of course.
READERS never realised how educational the BBC was until the BBC Scotland news website told of accidents on an icy Lanarkshire motorway before adding: "It is believed that ice formed when temperatures fell below freezing."
GREAT anecdote in Robbie Guillory's new book, In Rude Health, a collection of funny-but-true NHS stories.
AMERICAN tourists continued.
RECOLLECTIONS of the Kennedy assassination, continued.
MOVEMBER is of course the name given to the scheme that sees chaps grow moustaches during this month to raise money and awareness for men's health issues.