A LATE-NIGHT reveller in Glasgow couldn't fault the logic of the young girl serving in the chip shop last weekend when he asked for a bag of chips and she inquired if he wanted regular or large.
A LATE-NIGHT reveller in Glasgow couldn't fault the logic of the young girl serving in the chip shop last weekend when he asked for a bag of chips and she inquired if he wanted regular or large.
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Ken Smith
Not sure of the quantities involved, he asked what the difference was.
"You get mair chips," she replied.
You can bet on it
REGULARS in a Renfrewshire pub were passing the time of day when one chap read from his newspaper: "It says here under 'Fun Facts' that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery ticket are greater than your chances of winning."
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Chip off the old block
A LATE-NIGHT reveller in Glasgow couldn't fault the logic of the young girl serving in the chip shop last weekend when he asked for a bag of chips and she inquired if he wanted regular or large.
Not sure of the quantities involved, he asked what the difference was.
"You get mair chips," she replied.
You can bet on it
REGULARS in a Renfrewshire pub were passing the time of day when one chap read from his newspaper: "It says here under 'Fun Facts' that the chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery ticket are greater than your chances of winning."
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