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Fare's fair

MATT Vallance in Ayrshire tells us about the teenage couple who made jaws drop on a Stagecoach bus by getting on board with a baby and asking for "two half singles to Kilmarnock".

With the wisdom of Solomon the driver told them: "If you're coming on here with that baby and that pram – one of you has to pay full fare."

On call

"SOMETIMES I think the only reason I have a home phone," we overhear a woman in Byres Road chatting to her friend, "is to use it to find my mobile phone in the house."