MATT Vallance in Ayrshire tells us about the teenage couple who made jaws drop on a Stagecoach bus by getting on board with a baby and asking for "two half singles to Kilmarnock".
With the wisdom of Solomon the driver told them: "If you're coming on here with that baby and that pram – one of you has to pay full fare."
On call
"SOMETIMES I think the only reason I have a home phone," we overhear a woman in Byres Road chatting to her friend, "is to use it to find my mobile phone in the house."
Fare's fair
MATT Vallance in Ayrshire tells us about the teenage couple who made jaws drop on a Stagecoach bus by getting on board with a baby and asking for "two half singles to Kilmarnock".
With the wisdom of Solomon the driver told them: "If you're coming on here with that baby and that pram – one of you has to pay full fare."
On call
"SOMETIMES I think the only reason I have a home phone," we overhear a woman in Byres Road chatting to her friend, "is to use it to find my mobile phone in the house."
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Don't show me this again.