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Life's a beach

A GLASGOW reader back from a beach holiday in the Caribbean tells us his sons amused themselves by trying to catch the names of girls on holiday with their boyfriends walking past on the beach.

If her name was, say, Anita they would write "Marry Me Anita" in big letters on the sand then watch the reaction when the couple walked back past them.

Better buried

MATT Vallance tells us about the funeral of a popular chap in Ayr last week where his "contribution to sick animals" was praised by a friend delivering the eulogy.

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