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A WOMAN tells us she had to attend a funeral in Glasgow, and not knowing the directions, borrowed her husband's sat nav.

She even remembered to unplug it and put it in her handbag so that it wasn't left out on display.

Unfortunately she forgot to switch it off properly, which is why startled mourners were treated to a disembodied voice from her handbag stating: "You have reached your final destination" as the coffin was brought in.

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