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Lock down

THE new Low Moss prison opened near Bishopbriggs this week, catering for 700 prisoners.

A local swears to us that a bouncer from a Glasgow nightclub wanted more job security and applied to be a prison officer there. He failed the interview, alas, when he was asked: "There will be some tough individuals here. How would you handle it if trouble broke out?"

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