WE KNOW it ill becomes a newspaper to point out weird headlines in other papers, but the new book, Whitstable Mum in Custard Shortage, mentioned here last week, does have some dazzlers.
WE KNOW it ill becomes a newspaper to point out weird headlines in other papers, but the new book, Whitstable Mum in Custard Shortage, mentioned here last week, does have some dazzlers.
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Among the ones we’re mesmerised by are “Dog injures nose”, “Lord Mayor’s trousers fall down at children’s event”, “Town nearly had trams” and “Towel catches fire”.
Honourable mentions to “Is bridge too nice for Stoke-on-Trent?”, “Ungrateful cow snubs rescuers” and “Nuns in fight against strippers”.
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WE KNOW it ill becomes a newspaper to point out weird headlines in other papers, but the new book, Whitstable Mum in Custard Shortage, mentioned here last week, does have some dazzlers.
Among the ones we’re mesmerised by are “Dog injures nose”, “Lord Mayor’s trousers fall down at children’s event”, “Town nearly had trams” and “Towel catches fire”.
Honourable mentions to “Is bridge too nice for Stoke-on-Trent?”, “Ungrateful cow snubs rescuers” and “Nuns in fight against strippers”.
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