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Not ageing well

DOUGIE McNicol in Bridge of Weir attests to the growing popularity of wine among bar patrons.

A new member of staff at his local was restocking the bar's wine rack when she suddenly called to the manager: "This stuff's out of date."

She then showed the puzzled manager the label: "Below where it says pinot grigio, it says 2010."

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