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One for the road

READER Jim Haddock, flying back to Glasgow Airport from a holiday, tells us: "We were puzzled when the airport car park bus driver advised passengers to take an alternative route when leaving the car park, "as the normal route is covered in bottles".

Reluctant to accept my sleepy explanation that 'a lorry has probably shed its load', my wife decided to inquire further.

"'What's this about bottles on the exit road?' she asked the receptionist, who replied, 'Not bottles missus – potholes'."

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