A CHAP in a Glasgow pub the other night said he made the fatal mistake of suggesting to his wife that she had perhaps put on a pound or two over the festive season.
A CHAP in a Glasgow pub the other night said he made the fatal mistake of suggesting to his wife that she had perhaps put on a pound or two over the festive season.
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He confessed that she quickly riposted: "That's rich coming from someone who needs sat-nav to do up his trouser belt."
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OUR story about the George Square redesign reminds Adrian Atkinson in Aberdeen of when he visited the square where he almost got his head taken off by a couple of low flying pigeons. His wife, originally from Bishopbriggs, wisely told him: "You're six feet one. They're not used to tall people."
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A CHAP in a Glasgow pub the other night said he made the fatal mistake of suggesting to his wife that she had perhaps put on a pound or two over the festive season.
He confessed that she quickly riposted: "That's rich coming from someone who needs sat-nav to do up his trouser belt."
Doo-lally?
OUR story about the George Square redesign reminds Adrian Atkinson in Aberdeen of when he visited the square where he almost got his head taken off by a couple of low flying pigeons. His wife, originally from Bishopbriggs, wisely told him: "You're six feet one. They're not used to tall people."
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