If you have tried all the diets and failed to lose weight, the problem may be your hardware.
If you have tried all the diets and failed to lose weight, the problem may be your hardware.
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Tom Shields
Time to try HAPIfork, the utensil that stops you eating too much too fast.
If you're getting through your dinner too quickly, the fork vibrates and warning lights flash on the handle. The dietary science is irrefutable. Eating too fast is bad for you. You get indigestion. You put on weight because, as the HAPIfork folk tell us, it takes the body 20 minutes to send the message that it has had a sufficiency of food. By that time speedy eaters have already wolfed through their own dinner, the wife's chips, the wean's burger, two dishes of ice cream, a Mars Bar, and a wafer-thin mint.
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HAPI eaters
If you have tried all the diets and failed to lose weight, the problem may be your hardware.
Time to try HAPIfork, the utensil that stops you eating too much too fast.
If you're getting through your dinner too quickly, the fork vibrates and warning lights flash on the handle. The dietary science is irrefutable. Eating too fast is bad for you. You get indigestion. You put on weight because, as the HAPIfork folk tell us, it takes the body 20 minutes to send the message that it has had a sufficiency of food. By that time speedy eaters have already wolfed through their own dinner, the wife's chips, the wean's burger, two dishes of ice cream, a Mars Bar, and a wafer-thin mint.
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