Wanted a nose job. The surgeon was ambivalent. Apparently, he can operate with either hand.
"Big Nose," he said with the bedside manner that has caused patients to form a waiting list for MRSA, "I would do the job.
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Fighting them on the beaches in a summer of duff sport
With no Olympics, football World Cup, European Championships, or Commonwealth Games this year, the fare for some of our broadcasters is as thin as Posh Spice after three days on a treadmill and a dose of Auld Maw�s Original Enema: The Best and Only Start to the Day.
