I'll eat my hat before I give up organic food

Excuse me while I finish this sandwich. It's delicious, I must say. I made it myself this morning with seeded bread (organic), a banana (organic) and some peanut butter (organic). I've also just polished off a bottle of apple juice (organic) and carried the whole lot to work in my new bag (organic). I'm not ashamed or embarrassed by any of this. In fact, I'm proud of it all, especially in the light of Saturday's news that almost half of the fruit and vegetables sold in the UK are contaminated with pesticides.