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Male order: dressing gowns

It's my belief that all men remember their first dressing gown, just as they remember their first kiss, car, football match and STD.

Mine was fluffy and warm and the colour of a Caramac bar. It was fastened by a tasselled cord, like the ones used as curtain ties in the better sort of wedding reception venue. It saw me through a bad bout of chicken pox and it was great for dressing-up as a Jawa when we played Star Wars. In my teens I graduated to (or, more precisely, was presented with) a nasty nylon dressing gown in a strange burgundy colour and, later, a dark blue towelling one which saw me (I'm ashamed to admit) through my 20s and well into my 30s. By that point I had a job, so I tended to just get dressed straight away in the mornings. No need for a robe. Coco Pops taste the same whatever you're wearing.