Nice 'n' Sleazy is something of a Glasgow institution, best-known for its White Russians, super-cool bar staff and sticky toilet floors. 

The menu at the bar is similarly trendy: burgers are provided by Meathammer Ltd, with names that hint at their sheer size - including Murderous Hog and Behemoth. 

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Food is served from midday to 8.45pm daily. 

The haiku

Is there any point

in triple-cooking oven

chips? Silk purse, sow's ear... 

Dinner for two including soft drinks is around £25 at Nice 'n' Sleazy, 421 Sauchiehall St, Glasgow 32 3LG. For more information visit www.nicensleazy.com