If variety is the spice of life, then my career must be a vindaloo. What else could explain a background that has involved revealing the 'Mission Impossible' takeover attempt of Rangers by Ethan Hunt; that Little Britain stars created a storm when describing Motherwell in less than complimentary terms; unveiling Scotland's most valuable companies; and detailing the £1bn hole in the country's public sector pensions. All without a jug of iced water in sight.
Next Saturday's game might be the 138-year-old club's last after owner Vladimir Romanov admitted the Tynecastle club faces a winding-up order about £450,000 due to Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs (HMRC).
The latest crisis to engulf Scottish football came nine months after the Edinburgh team's former Scottish Premier League (SPL) rivals Rangers went into administration over an unpaid tax and PAYE bill.