May makes hay while my pate shines

Oz and James Drink To Britain BBC2, 8pm Trinny and Susannah Meet Their Match ITV1, 8pm SADLY, I will never fulfil my life's ambition: to be James May. Jings, what old boy would not wish to be JM, given that his current TV job consists of wafting around in a groovily ancient head-turning Rolls-Royce Corniche and later drinking beer.