Men must be champions of prostate breakthrough

If you want to see the inner child in any man, suggest he goes to the doctor. Some will sulk, others will strop and most will find a reason to leave the room. They'll go to hospital with an injury, preferably in a mud-spattered sporting strip. I have seen so many footballers and rugby players limping through A&E departments wearing boots with studs that I wonder whether they've messed up doing DIY at home and changed before driving to hospital. Men may submit to an X-ray and plaster cast as a result of the scrum or the ski slope, but they will mooch moodily around the house for months denying more worrying symptoms.