One of those in the sports department who stumbles through the daily obstacle course of covering the Old Firm. Previously worked in Inverness, Aberdeen, and for ten years at The Sunday Herald.
Certainly, the figures claimed by the chief executive so far have beggared belief. Around 8000 potential investors have declared their interest, he's said. Somewhere between £15m and £17m will be invested if they all cough up what they've said they will.
If all that dough really does flood into Ibrox, Green will be in demand for lectures to Harvard Business School. Surely there would never have been a newcomer who milked so much money out of a set of supporters while giving so little of himself away.