GREAT news, ladies.
It's OK for 60-year-olds to wear bikinis! Yes, isn't it marvellous? Just think: no more being barred from the beach by the taste police for lacking the regulation billowing orange cover-all. No more tortuous attempts to lever oneself into iron-clad, super-support swimsuits. From now on, expect to see middle-aged ladies frolicking in the surf in two-piece cozzies. Liberation is nigh.
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