IF you thought the return of Engelbert Humperdinck was the humdinger of all comebacks then brace yourself.
Put that cup of hot tea down, mother. Father, take the blanket that goes over the budgie's cage at night and sling it over granny. Move precious objects to the loft, close the curtains, and prepare to direct a Munchian scream into a cushion as you digest the news that Tony Blair seeks a return to UK politics.
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