Ours is not to reason why, or even why not

LOBOTOMY.

Good call? Bad call? Certainly, there are advantages. You're bound to feel a bit more laid-back, and needn't worry what's left of your pretty little head sweating the big stuff. However, one needn't go under the doctor's knife. You can have a virtual lobotomy. How so? Simple: become a member of government. I'm not being facetious, just citing the words of one Clegg, N., who says that's how it feels in power.

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