There are, I accept, a few reasons why you might not be keen on the French.

Off the top of my head, Nicolas Sarkozy (a fading distaste thankfully), Arsene "whinger" Wenger, the Gallic penchant for blowing up Greenpeace boats, Jean Marie Le Pen and his daughter, those bloody annoying Nicole et Papa Renault adverts, umpteen remakes of The Man In The Iron Mask, Paul Le Guen (if you're a Rangers fan), and casual rudeness all spring to mind.

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