In praise of - paisley.

"You can tell you're from Paisley." "You're from Paisley?

You must be tight with money then." "You grew up in Paisley, I'd better watch out, that place is like the wild west."

Here's another, my favourite in fact, said one day on the way to Bearsden: "You're from Paisley and you're going to Bearsden? Do they know? I'm surprised they'd let you through the border if they did."

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