OUR mention of workplace food reminds Jim Scott: "When I worked in Shettleston we used to have a cook on the back shift who always had a cigarette in her mouth.
"One night I had a fried egg roll and my mate asked for 'the same but without the black pepper', only to be told 'it's no black pepper'."
Safety option?
AFTER G4S security group boss Nick Buckles, pictured, stumbled through his defence of the company's incompetent Olympic stewarding, Rosie Kane commented: "If they'd had a Mr Belt as well as a Mr Buckles things would have worked out better."
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