WHO could fail to be a fan of Scottish eloquence?
Tom Dowds in Cumbernauld tell us: "My daughter was listening to a news item on Spanish television about the local elections in the UK. The only Scot interviewed said he was not going to vote, and when asked why, he replied that the parties 'are two cheeks of the same bum'."
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