AIRPORTS can be very stressful places – which probably explains why a reader about to go through security at Glasgow Airport heard a track-suited traveller say to her companion after studying the various warning signs: "Is water counted as a liquid?"
Seize the year...
A TEACHER tells us she is desperate for the summer holidays after stopping two lads jostling in the school corridors whom she didn't recognise and asking them: "What year are you in?"
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