READER David McVey heard the West of Scotland ticket examiner on his train this week complain about doing a journey to Alloa.
David felt he was being a little harsh on the Clackmannanshire toon by stating: "I mean, it sounds dead exotic when ye say it – 'Alloa' – but when ye step aff the train all ye can hear is banjos playing."
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