A KILMARNOCK reader just returned from Majorca swears to us that his holiday rep told him that Irish singer Sinead O'Connor was booked into the holiday complex.
When the rep's boss saw her, he turned to the rep and told him to quickly check that the poolside quiz had no "one-hit wonders" questions that could give any offence.
READER Margaret Thomson was in a cafe where she heard a lady tell her pal: "I've just been to the optimist. I've to get new specs."
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