AH, the dangers of trying to be funny on Twitter.

Alan Crossan at Glasgow's revered Clutha Bar decided to promote their new bistro by posting tongue-in-cheek tweets with the latest being "Annual Kamikaze Pilots reunion dinner tonight at 8pm".

Says Alan: "Unfortunately our young waitresses saw this as an opportunity to meet a pilot. Considering the extra time they spent in front of the mirror we didn't have the heart to tell them. Our general manager Saverio told the disappointed girls that the pilots had cancelled due to the bad weather."

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