AN AYRSHIRE reader tells us he came out of his local supermarket to see a woman unable to control her full trolley on a slight slope when it ran away from her and crashed into the back of his car.
He quickened his pace and shouted over to her: "Any damage?"
"Maybe a couple of eggs cracked," she told him.
Law and order
AS the first of the summer holidaymakers return from foreign climes, we hear their stories. A Bearsden reader who visited Los Angeles noticed a comely young woman with strikingly long legs wearing a T-shirt with LAPD on the front. Our reader was still wondering if she could possibly be a member of the local police force when she walked past and he noticed on the back of the shirt were the letters ANCE.
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