WITH the Easter school holidays starting, Paul Cortopassi in Bonnybridge tells us of the primary one teacher who had her class enthralled with the story of Easter and the crucifixion.

Says Paul: "She came to the part where Jesus said, 'I thirst,' and she continued, 'and guess what they gave him to drink? Vinegar!'

"'The b*******,' muttered the entranced five-year-old beside her who was clearly caught up with the whole drama.

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