ALAN Lang, mine host at Glasgow bar Vroni's, was serving a married couple lunch, and warned them that the pasta was very garlicky "in case you have a wee peck later".
Says Alan: "The husband, quick as a flash, uttered the immortal line, 'That's why I take her everywhere I go – so I don't have to kiss her goodbye.'
"Who said romance was dead?"
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