Bin tryin, bruv, to keep up with modern speak and found these definitions.
Chillax: hide a hatchet in a freezer and then take it down Sauchiehall Street on a Friday night to attack a passer-by for no apparent reason.
Multimedia: noise in a room where a young person has the television and radio on full blast while talking on the phone and chatting to friends on Facebook as you are sitting quietly trying to do the crossword.
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