There will not be much of a tartan tinge to events in the London Olympics stadium.
In the track and field there are gey few Scots and they're a' lassies.
Apparently there never are all that many Scottish athletes involved in Team GB, but this year is something a nadir. The obvious solution is to vote for independence in time for the 2016 games.
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